What you’re about to witness is the outcome of that in all its hilarious fails, awkward, someone-take-me-to-a-psychiatrist ceremony – so, you’re welcome.
Well, we can’t say how humans will do if aliens were to seize our planet and enslave us? Will we unite together to fight and win our glory back, or only contest on who will get all the credit? Anyway, during the fight for liberation, some humans will fail for big – and not just for their scammy faiths, but also their consciousness will repeat that everything is real.
#1. This Scam Fail:
Okay I hit a crackhead with my car. In my defense he literally jumped out into the road.
I jump out my car ready to call 911.
This MF laying on the ground, jumps up & says give me $5 I won’t tell nobody.
I gave his punk ass $5 he call me a sucker and ran off.
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area. pic.twitter.com/EVMmDf0IJu
my sister is 25 years old and has celebrated her birthday on June 30th, why did she just find her birth certificate and it say July 16th lmaoooooooooooo
my coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyone to stop what they’re doing and ZOOM IN TO THE NAIL IN THE PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS pic.twitter.com/4NcJGuvF4F